Headtime Will Massage Your Scalp, Eat Your Brain
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By Evan Ackerman This thing? This thing scares me . This is a problem, since it’s supposed to be relieving stress as opposed to causing stress. Seriously. It’s a stress relieving device that looks suspiciously like the mouth of a lamprey , which, in case you didn’t know, is a fish that bores into your flesh and sucks your blood out. …

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By Evan Ackerman This fish tank is a real object, designed for a real (albeit conceptual) purpose. I’ll tell you all about it after the jump. But first, take a good look at that picture, and see if you can guess what you think is going on… From the perspective of the girl, or the fish. My first thought? Those fish are in trouble, ’cause...
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